Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Cryxian Outcasts

John the Mennite and Dallas a.k.a. "Troll-Scum" are focusing on the units in their army which have received a lot of hate from the forum-ites and their like. I want to play too. My main problem is that I don't really own much, if any, of the crappier units. So this is mostly theory machine mixed with my own tactical genius.

Here they are in no particular order. Each will get its own special write up to ensure that even though we hate them, they fell a little love. (Drum roll)
  • Lich Lord Terminus (Yes he looks great, yes I'll get a lot of flack but I think he's poo.)
  • The Slayer
  • The Reaper
  • The Stalker
  • Black Ogrun Boarding Party
  • Cephalyx & Drudges
  • The Necro Surgeon
  • Satyxis Raiders
  • The Undead Pirates, yes, all of them.
  • Bloat Thrall
  • Machine Wraith
It really didn't take much thought to put this list together. Just simple mathematics. Math?!? What the deuce? Yes math. Warmachine and Hordes is a game based on math. We're given a certain amount of points from which we can construct our lists of doom and destruction, or fail if you're a Mennite. All this is important because an effective list will maximize the damage output per points. Simply said, why would I spend so many durn points on a Slayer when I could simply include the cankerworm? Why would I run those stupid looking priates when I could run Bane Knights or Bloodgorgers? Get my meaning?

So get ready, next post will be "Why Terminus Sucks."



  1. I gotta say, I'm highly entertained at the spread of John and my's little concept. Yay!

    I look forward to seeing what you come up with.

  2. Terminus is good for something... Like getting shot in the face from Grim.

  3. ... Or the B13, or Widowmakers, or Zealots or eyriss or A&H or.... And on and on and on. That's all part of my "he suks" post to come.

  4. I think all the Cryx are just awesome sauce. Waaaaaayyyy better than anything poor old Menoth can field. Gosh. Just thinking about how amazing all the Cryx are makes me think about spring, and trees, and little bunny rabbits cavorting in the sun. Why, if I could be buried with a full unit of bile thralls I would be so happy and content that I would certainly smile in Heaven. Goooooooo Cryx!!! YEAH!!!!


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